Illustration Credit: Andy Thomas
Illustration Credit: Andy Thomas
For the first time in 167 days, President-elect Donald Trump, just last week, held a press conference, which gave the American people a brief glimpse of what to expect from his administration in the coming months and years.
As expected, he railed violently against the gatekeepers, calling one website, “a failing pile of garbage,” charged full force with his campaign promise to build a wall to prevent illegal immigrants from entering the country, while doubling down on his intention of replacing the Affordable Care Act (Obamacare) with a more cost efficient health care program of his own.
With Mr. Trump about to be sworn in as the 45th U.S. President in less than five days, I wondered what advice former U.S. Presidents will give the real estate tycoon if they were sitting right next to him.
So, based on previously published quotes from other U.S. Presidents (derived from speeches, interviews, articles, private letters, etc.), I assembled a fictionalized poker game in which the President-elect peppers former presidents on how best to tackle the many challenges he is likely to face once he takes up residence at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.
Q. Donald Trump: With President Obama having failed to bring Israelis and Palestinians together, a horrible Iran nuclear deal negotiated by this present administration, while others favor opening the gates to refugees from places like Syria, which is akin to inviting members of ISIS into our country, the U.S.'s reputation around the globe has been severely damaged. How can I make America Great Again?
A. Abraham Lincoln: “America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter and lose our freedoms, it will be because we destroyed ourselves.’’
A. Dwight D. Eisenhower: “There is nothing wrong with America that faith, love of freedom, intelligence, and energy of her citizens cannot cure.”
A. John F. Kennedy: “The problems of the world cannot possibly be solved by skeptics or cynics whose horizons are limited by the obvious realities. We need men who can dream of things that never were.”
Q. Donald Trump: One of my biggest challenges as I assume the presidency is to end the bitterness and divisiveness in Washington and communicate strong leadership and an aggressive legislative program. How can I best accomplish this?
A. Harry S. Truman: “Men make history and not the other way around. In periods where there is no leadership, society stands still. Progress occurs when courageous, skillful leaders seize the opportunity to change things for the better.”
A. Richard M. Nixon: “Any change is resisted because bureaucrats have a vested interest in the chaos in which they exist.”
A. Barack Obama: “Change will not come if we wait for some other person or some other time.”
Q. Donald Trump: What are the most essential attributes needed to become an effective leader?
A. John Q. Adams: “If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.”
A. Woodrow Wilson: “The ear of the leader must ring with the voices of the people.”
A. Dwight D. Eisenhower: “The supreme quality for a leader is unquestionably integrity. Without it, no real success is possible, no matter whether it is on a section gang, a football field, in an army, or in an office.”
Q. Donald Trump: Can I brag about my business success and vast wealth in order to rally support for my agenda?
A. Thomas Jefferson: “I hope we shall crush in its birth the aristocracy of our moneyed corporations which dare already to challenge our government to trial by strength, and bid defiance to laws of our country.”
A. James Madison: “The circulation of confidence is better than the circulation of wealth.”
Q. Donald Trump: With 4,513 American lives lost in the Iraqi war; and another 2,392 American lives lost in Afghanistan (according to the most recent figures), the country is war weary. As commander in chief, how I can I best maintain peace and prevent our armed forces from fighting abroad?
A. George Washington: “If we desire to secure peace, it must be known that we are at all times ready for War.”
A. John Adams: “Great is the guilt of an unnecessary war.”
A. Thomas Jefferson: “I have seen enough of one war never to wish to see another.”
A. Ulysses S. Grant: “I have never advocated war except as a means for peace.”
A. Theodore Roosevelt: “Wars are, of course, as a rule to be avoided; but they are far better than certain kinds of peace.”
A. Dwight D. Eisenhower: “The people of the world genuinely want peace. Someday the leaders of the world are going to have to give in and give, it to them.”
Q. Donald Trump: What do I need to know before entering the Oval Office?
A. Rutherford Hayes: “The President of the United States should strive to be always mindful of the fact that he serves his party best who serves his country best.”
A. Lyndon B. Johnson: “Being President is like being a jackass in a hailstorm. There’s nothing to do but stand there and take it.”
A. Ronald Reagan: “There are advantages to being elected President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret.”
A. Bill Clinton: “Being President is like running a cemetery: you’ve got a lot of people under you and nobody’s listening.”
Q. Donald Trump: How can I earn the trust of the American people?
A. Thomas Jefferson: “Whenever the people are well-informed, they can be trusted with their own government.”
A. Abraham Lincoln: ``I am a firm believer in the people. If given the truth, they can be depended upon to meet any national crisis.”
A. James A. Garfield: “The truth will set you free, but first it will make you miserable.”
A. Dwight D. Eisenhower “History does not entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid?”
A. Barack Obama: “If the people cannot trust their government to do the job for which it exists-to protect them and to promote their common welfare-all else is lost.”
Q. Donald Trump: Do you have any profound words of wisdom to share about the U.S. Presidency?
A. Thomas Jefferson: “Honesty is the first chapter in the book of wisdom.”
A. Theodore Roosevelt: “Nine-tenths of wisdom is being wise in time.”
A. Herbert Hoover: “Wisdom consists not so much in knowing what to do in the ultimate as knowing what to do next.”
A. Bill Clinton: “Strength and wisdom are not opposing values.”
A. Harry Truman: “My choice early in life was either to be a piano-player in whorehouse or a politician. And to tell the truth, there’s hardly any difference.”
-Bill Lucey
January 16, 2017